odysseyeurobeat:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

Shmeards is precisely right.

*blink*

troyesivan:

necessary 

SCREAMING

chiebutt:

What I look for in a partner:

• Blue Eyes 
• White Dragon

I 

cronuses:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a custom scalemate like this one;

based off their blog!!! i’ll start sending them out asap!!! Ends may 8th. uwu

Why not.

smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

YOU MUST.

jaclcfrost:

i’m l aughing so hard because??????

?????????

?????????

milesjai:

irish-hugz:

forgive the super low quality, not sure what happened there

it was funny in my head and i wanted to see if i could share with you guys

OH MY GOD

THE MOUTH THO.

metallipstick:

My education in a nutshell